What I Learned This Decade...by JBoogs

What I Learned This Decade [2000-2009]

By Jboogs

1. OJ’s luck ran out on him (sorry for the pun)
2. Reality TV is here to stay
3. Rappers used to go to jail and then rap about it. Now they become rappers and then go to jail
4. Bill Clinton still matters
5. The levees were broken and that “George Bush does not like Black people”—Kanye West
6. What hand sanitizer is
7. Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Diddy cant stop, wont stop because he does not know how to stop
8. What Haliburton is and its connection to Dick Cheney
9. Friendster is the coolest social networking website
10. Myspace is the coolest social networking website
11. Facebook is the coolest social networking website
12. What Weapons of Mass Destructions are but NOT where they are
13. What a hanging chad is
14. That I should not sign-up for credit cards for the cool t-shirt or sports bag. Same goes for the Army.
15. Saturday Night Live can be funny again (Thank you Sarah Palin and Digital Shorts)
16. Some financial institutions are more important than others
17. What a Ponzi scheme is
18. How strong the following of PETA is
19. There are only 8 planets
20. Rudy Guliani cannot stop talking about 9/11
21. That Michael Jackson’s following spans generations
22. What a ringtone is
23. Wazzzzupp!!!!
24. California can legalize medicinal marijuana but cannot legalize same-sex marriage
25. What Itunes and an Ipod are
26. Al Gore can re-invent himself
27. Colin Powell got set up when he had to go to the United Nations
28. Mission was not accomplished
29. Who Osama Bin Laden is but not where he is
30. What a wardrobe malfunction is
31. Cocaine is a hell of a drug and that there are only 3 rappers that spit hotfire: Dylon Dylon and Dylon (Thanks Chapelle Show and Charlie Murphy)
32. Tiger Woods can dominate a game that does not want him around
33. Steroids are illegal but standard in most sports
34. The NBA could be fixed (think playoffs)
35. My president is Black

Happy New Year, Folks!