Recently, I have decided to give away a large portion of my closet. I'm not sure why or when or to who, but I just need to do it. Luckily, I have a very stylish sister (who was recently accepted at a certain grad school that rhymes with Garvard. Shhh...it is a secret) who is willing to be a foster parent to some of my favorite items. Even if this means I will never see said items again. As in, these kick-a$$ shoes.