1. learn how to do a cartwheel
2. no new friends
3. don't use 'it's been hectic' as an excuse
4. learn all the words to the roots' 'web'
2. no new friends
3. don't use 'it's been hectic' as an excuse
4. learn all the words to the roots' 'web'
I always love putting this list together. It's fun to see what my friends are listening to but it is also a cool reminder of how kick-a$$ and different they are. Love my friends. They rock.
The nerve of this
clown, Peter "PJ" Jackson. I sat through 161 minutes
of dwarves in barrels and elves with arrows, only to find out that Smaug was barely
in the flick. Oh, they talked about
Smaug, but that big bastard literally (in
that Rob Lowe “Parks & Rec” voice) slept through the first ¾ of the film –
and I should have followed his example.
I was actually jealous of a fictional dragon because he got to sleep
through this joint and I bet he didn’t pay 18 bucks for it.
A blatant overabundance of wretched excess.
Drug abuse and drug addled behavior.
Sexual depravity. Overindulgence
of everything under the sun. This is why ‘they’ hate us. The Wolf of Wall Street was over the top
in every possible category, including the run time and Leo’s pop-locking. You almost get the sense that Marty and Leo may have been a little bit too close to the material when they filmed this, nahmean? I kid/I joke. Sorta... Put it this way, the profanity in the opening
scene has nothing to do with what was said. Forever seared in my mental rolodex is the indelible
image of a normal straw being misused in two of the wrong orifices- it’s filed
under “CRAP I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE.” ![]() |
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I
should warn you, this is much more testimonial than it is a movie review. Really, not many of my posts constitute
movie reviews – I’m not A.O. Scott. I’m
just a Brooklyn cat with a hell of a
lot of opinions. Of course it will be difficult,
if not impossible, to discuss some of the things that were done from a technical
perspective; but this post is more about the timeliness and the emotional
response that was evoked by viewing this very important film by rookie feature
director/writer Ryan Coogler even by a cynic like me.
Trayvon’s
death is a tragedy. But I hope that Latinos can use this as the
opportunity to truly engage in a conversation on race.
Honestly, I didn’t listen to J. Cole’s debut album, Cole World. Oh, I’m a fan of his, many would argue, classic mixtapes (as classic as a mixtape could be): The Come Up, The Warm Up, and Friday Night Lights.
But none of the singles from his album moved, touched, or inspired me
like so many of his previous tracks. In fact, his songs were too
structured and felt soulless; so, I decided to skip the album all
together. I didn’t even download it; I didn’t want to hear him flop
after falling off.
Once
again, Jay-Z sets a new bar (not lyrically, but maybe sonically or
financially: platinum before the album dropped, never done before) with
his latest offering Magna Carta Holy Grail. Don’t believe me, pay
attention to the black bar through his name and on the artistically
statuesque cover, no coincidence. Additionally, the title of the album
proclaims a new set of rules will be established, a la Magna Carta,
while people search for their Holy grail (cue Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci
Code).
When “Yeezus” first sprang a leak, the internets rushed and gulped it
down. Forwarded emails, containing various links to wet transfer and
other file sharing sites, were excitedly opened to hear the new Yeezy
“Yeezus.” Like many, I downloaded it, but I didn’t listen. Nope.
Instead, I went to Twitter, the source of all news and tomfoolery, and
looked at the up to date reviews of the barely five minute old
unofficial release. And the good folks of Twitter-verse lambasted
Yeezus, throwing stone after rock towards this ten-track opus. These
one listen reviews were funny as many proclaimed that Yeezy finally
missed, ruining his streak of classic albums. As a result, naming Yeezus
the official weed plate (though at the time, no one had a physical copy
of the album) of the summer. ![]() |
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